May 2013
bigstupidbaby:
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
goforeverforworseorbetter:
goodbye-old-friend:
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
Things That Don't Make Sense Outside of SPN
skinmagsandmotoroil:
Death is badass and likes to eat pizza
Satan is sexy
God’s a crappy writer
The King of Hell is sassy
Angels are douchebags
Gabriel is the worst angel and the best prankster
The moose is also sassy
Demon blood is crack
Hoarding toilet paper will help you in the apocalypse
Jefferson Starships are horrible and hard to kill
Anonymous asked: what would sum one have 2 do to have sex with u?
